Chapter Two #42

As you may be able to tell. Noriko, like Neil, is not limited to summoning one particular weapon. By the way, that thing she’s got in her hands now is an over sized medieval chopper. I thought it seemed fitting.

I am at this point where, after posting an update, I’m not quite certain I will be able to have the next one ready in time. It’s a rather stressful place to be, though I have to say I do find the challenge a bit thrilling. Still, it has the unintended side effect of making time move by at an unsettling rate. I find that, especially since I began updating twice a week, the days have flown by almost before I notice that they’ve gone. I’m beginning to think that, the more often I update, the faster time will flow, and eventually I’ll suddenly be ten years older and have no idea what I did with that time.

I kind of just freaked myself out a little. But not like, freaked out freaked out. That kind of freaked out where you’re like: “Woah that’s scary.” And then just go about your day and forget all about it.

Wednesday’s update is our 100th story page! I’m hoping to have something special done for it, but it may take a little extra time. I’m going to do my best! But Wednesday’s update may be a Thursday update instead…

So get this: I watched a little bit of this cartoon called “The Day My Butt Went Psycho”. Now I’m going to describe the premise of this show to you, and I think in doing so you will immediately understand why I only watched “a little bit”. “The Day My Butt Went Psycho” is about a near distant future where people’s butts become… sentient somehow, and secede from the humans they are attached to. Also they grow limbs. AND FACES. And then there’s like, some kind of conflict between humans and butts? But then  (no pun intended) they come to some kind of agreement and decide to live side by side in some new… human/butt society… And all episodes of this show are based around this setting.

I feel like just knowing about the existence of this show is a slap in the face, but you know what they say about turning the other cheek…

Seriously what?? It’s like someone was all: “Hey what do kids think is funny? Kids think butts are funny right? Want to just make a show where people say the word butt a lot? Oh! And we could have the butts walk and talk!” Who thought of this?? This was someone’s brain child? SOMEONE PITCHED THIS IDEA TO A STUDIO, AND THE STUDIO BOUGHT IT.

What is this world coming too?

I suppose I shouldn’t get too butthurt about it.

  1. The TV show is based on a popular children’s book of the same name by Andy Griffiths (not to be confused with Andy Griffith). It also has sequels called “Zombie Butts from Uranus” and “Bumageddon: The Final Pongflict”.

  2. I’m guessing that if Noriko survives this she’ll some how be messed up and burdened by these effects for some reason.

  3. Noriko has some really luscious locks on this page. Her hair has some beautiful FWOOOSH to it. OwO

  4. So Noriko summons a chopper & Neil a toaster…hmm appliances run in the family? I hope nothing bad happens to her, and it’s just that she needed to ‘get out of her shell’. Ya know 10 years from now you’ll at least have a body of work to look at. It’s not like you’re out shootin’ pool and drinkin beer instead. 100!! Woo hoo! That’s something to celebrate! And this page looks great!